Guess who's coming to town? None other than my hetero-lifemate, Forrest J. Underwood. He's so popular here on NW is Best that he has his own category. In just nine days the Sultan of Swag arrives for an entire week to take the Emerald City by storm. If this isn't highly deserving of an "All You Ever Needed to Know About Forrest J. Underwood" pictorial, I don't know what is. Upon reading this, you too can practically consider him your hetero-lifemate.
1. He loves to party

2. He's GREAT with kids
3. Animals love him
4. He flies this
5. He was born swagga-docious
6. Super hot older brother: CHECK
7. Knows how to cut a rug
8. He loves his mama
9. He's strong
10. He moonlights as a swimsuit model
11. The stash looks good on him
12. Impeccable dentition
Finally (and most importantly)...
13. He's got great taste in friends















